Flip side of exams!!

These are answers, some students have written in their exams!
you might have a good laugh!!~

* A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. ;)

* The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

* When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. ;-)

* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil. ;D

* Clouds are high flying fogs.

* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing. \o/

* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.

* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.

*Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars." ;(

* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a,e,i, o and u." (Really confusing???///////)

* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana ." (eeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa)\o/

* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa .."

* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow." :D

Psycho serial killer!

Read this in Ananda vikatan 7 years back!penned by hai madan.
this horror story made me sleep on the floor for 6 whole years.now i have no other option other than sleeping in the bed but am still scared!


A small girl was let alone wid her dog in her house as her parents were going out -of- station!It was already late evening and the weather was dark and cloudy.The girl was watching television and she noticed a Flash news warning people..

the news said ''A PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER ESCAPED AND IS OUT ON THE RUN.PEOPLE ARE REQUESTED TO LOCK THEMSELVES AND STAY SAFE!CALL EMERGENCY IF NEEDED"

The girl got a little scared.with the thought of checking..she went and opened the door.It was drizzling out there and the dog came inside the house!she closed the door and switched of the television,locked the windows and door, and went to her bed.she left her hands underneath the bed and the dog licked her hands.. she felt relieved!the very thought that the dog is there with her made her peaceful.

after some 30 minutes she heard some water dropping sound. she again let her hand under the bed and again the dog licked her hands. she tried sleeping and once again she heard the sound.. again she let her hands underneath the bead and again the dog licked.she got down from the bed and checked the kitchen and bathroom taps. everything was closed..all confused she came back to her room.. she felt something fishy knelt down to look at the dog..

There under the bed was a man holding the dog by its neck.The dogs head was slit and was found next to him.And the blood was dropping from the dogs neck.

It was not the dog that licked her hands all this while!

comments!!

me:wow... its just been a day since our blog took birth and we have 30 visitors till now
chochi:how many comments!

me:only one! gils!!:(
chochi:i think they dont like the blog

me:no..not like that...before i used to read blogs...there are certain blogs that makes me laugh for days together.. but i dont comment!its a little long process!and i get lazy to comment.i dont know the procedure too..after writing a blog now i understand how it feels to get a compliment! so i do compliment people.

chochi:(angry).why did you do like that?! now you know how people feel when there is no comment and just a visit!we deserve this!
me: :( :'(

One Semester Evening!

''There obviously needs to be a happy medium where customization can sit comfortably with standardization. Kenichi Ohmae has argued that firms that cannot amortize.....''

chochi: Keni-chi Omaye....keni-chi OH-maye...kenichi OH-mae.... what a complicated name?!?!(stress the H in ohmae! :P)
(i was LMAO listening to the above try!!)
me: how will people at home call him?!
chochi: ''OH-mae.... come here....OHmae...dont do that!!''
:D :D
i think we should write a letter to him!
me:about what?

chochi:

To
My dearest kenichi ''OH''mae...

its really a matter to be appriciated that your such a great writer and that you have made many arguments regarding International business...but am really sorry to inform you that your name is giving hell lotta trouble to those people reading your article...infact pronouncing your name is like a pain in our ass!so i'd personally advice you to change your name before you plan to write any more article so that we would not have to waste our energy in pronouncing your name before even starting to read your article!
                                                      
                                                                          thank you!

with love and regards,
chochi(take my name as an example...look how sweet it is!):)



me:i think you should tell this to achacha....

(so here goes the call)
and she kept pronouncing the name again and again..and achcha got it in another 5 minutes after she spelled it!

achacha:who is this guy?
chochi:he is a writer from latin america.valiya bhudhimutta iyalle kondu...but the name is quite unique...i think we should name our youngest kid kenichi ohmae!
achacha: your kid...not our kid
chochi:no achacha...our kid...our youngest kid...
achacha:forget that our...its your kid
chochi: :(
achacha::D


There was no other best way for us to waste our time rather than studying.Thus,Kenichi gave us an option!!:D

Stephen Hawking: Don't talk to aliens

Stephen Hawking: Don't talk to aliens

English.news.cn   

by Rob Welham

BEIJING, April 26 (Xinhuanet) -- British theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has warned of the dangers of attempting to contact extra-terrestrial life. One of the world's leading scientists, he says that aliens almost certainly exist but mankind should be doing everything they can to avoid contact.

 Hawking warns that advanced, intelligent alien life is more likely to want to conquer humanity and take over Earth than to be our friends.

chochi: why so?what danger?it would be fun if we get in contact with aliens

me: Remember east India Co.aliens will start ruling earth just like the way British did to Indians!

chochi: ohhh!

me: or maybe..they might even destroy us..

chochi: you mean there wont be any life on earth?

me: yea! we might all be dead!

chochi: how bad that would be?we'll loose all fun! :(i haven't seen a pub yet :(

me: hmmm..

chochi: so i wont marry achacha?!?! :(

me: but...in a way i feel good! (looking up)

chochi: why like that?(head tilted...one finger in the chin)

me: yea! we need not do assignments.we need not meet all those wierdo's in college.

we need not write exams.. no stress.no tension.we need not tell ppl that we are doing MBA in so and so coll too..:D the very thought makes me happy!! :D

chochi:hehehe!! yea!!

me: :D

chochi: know what..there is a easy way to save earth from aliens.

me: reeaaalyyy!!?!

chochi: yea...when aliens come or when we get the signal we'll ask  hrithik roshan and rakesh roshan to talk to jadoo :D :D :D

me:  :D

(chochi personally feels that hrithik should stop kissing barbara and  work on his extra terrestrial relations)

(chochi is ma roommate and achacha is her boyfriend...quiet a long time love!once in a while makes me jealous!) :)